What We Talk About When We Talk About Gojira

Listen, I am as surprised as you are that we even need to have this brief discussion. Though, there is no subtle segue into this type of conversation, so I'm just going to go ahead and come out with it: Gojira is an asexual, nonbinary icon with thick, irradiated thighs and a bad attitude--and it's about time that humankind just comes to terms with that. No, I will not elaborate. I don't think there is much more to be said on the subject matter, really. Frankly, you all knew this was coming.