About the Recluse
Cullen R. Turbyfill is an author, screenwriter, journalist, nihilist, and occultist who enjoys weird fiction and experimentation with prose. His literary influences include Thomas Pynchon; H.P. Lovecraft; Alan Moore; Stephen King; Edgar Allan Poe; Charles Bukowski; and Hunter S. Thompson. He currently resides somewhere within the Virginian landscape along with his wife, their children, and many animals.
The Petulant Bratman
Listen. Gather round all ye faithful, and listen. I enjoy Batman-na-na-na probably more than the average meat sack. I've got beaucoup of...
My Qualm With the Fate of PIRATES' William Turner
Little Daddy's Boy, Billy Turner, should be pronounced dead after the trident’s destruction in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No...
The Reynolds Conundrum
Ryan Reynolds is a lot like the Spam of the film industry. He’s in everybody’s cabinets. Although, you don't usually know what you’re...
A Revelation of Sound Logic
Hello All, Something of massive importance has recently blossomed within my consciousness, and I would like to kindly share it with all...
The Depressing Descent of the Company Formerly Known as Dunkin' Donuts
Apparently, they’re changing the entire name of their company to Dunkin’ so that they can better advertise all the shit that nobody...
James Gunn: Normal Guy or Alien Fetishist?
I'm not sure anybody has ever noticed, but quite literally every single one of James Gunn’s projects involve an alien invasion in some...
The Thing About THE THING
Since its underwhelming debut in 1982, if there is one discussion that still lingers around John Carpenter's masterpiece of science...
The LEGEND of Darkness
I promise that this is not a sanctuary dedicated to Ridley Scott's filmography, but I do feel that many of his films are often...
What We Talk About When We Talk About Gojira
Listen, I am as surprised as you are that we even need to have this brief discussion. Though, there is no subtle segue into this type of...
The Validity of Stupidity Within Ridley Scott's PROMETHEUS
All right, let us just get right into the nitty gritty, shall we? It has gone on long enough, and I am tired. The characters within...